i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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