My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He shit in the fireplace
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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