i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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