i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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