i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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