great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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