garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
