Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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