Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Still dying that you shit outside
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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