Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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