he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
do herpes really smell.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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