How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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