I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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