i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
