Non-Jews are for practice
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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