my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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