just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
do nipples grow back?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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