so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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