Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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