I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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