Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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