if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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