I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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