Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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