just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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