that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
