Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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