watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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