YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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