and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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