Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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