If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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