I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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