why didn't you poke me back
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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