i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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