I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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