I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
if only i could text you this smell
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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