My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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