Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You did what with his pubic hair?
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