You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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