yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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