I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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