Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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