belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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