So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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