i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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