We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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