what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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