would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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