I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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