hotel room ftw
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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