It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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