Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
