But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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