I just pynch a tree in the face
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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