So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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