I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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