ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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