My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
where does the pee come out of this thing
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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