I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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