Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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